Co-Worker: "We really should order that new postage machine, but I don't want to order it this month, let's do it next month."
Me: "But we need it, we should order it now."
Co-Worker: "I don't want to risk it."
Me: "But we don't even know what's going to happen next month with the economy!" "We could all be wearing loin clothes and trading twinkies as currency!"
Co-Worker : "Then we wouldn't need a postage machine."
Me: "Well played, my friend...well played."