The other day on our way home from apple picking, Matt pulled the car into the parking lot of Blaine's Farm and Fleet.
Now, I was pretty sure we were good on all of our farming needs, so I wasn't quite sure why we need to go here. Here's how the conversation went;
Me: "What are we doing here?"
Matt: " I have to pick up some MonkeyButt."
Me and Emerson: "What?"
Matt: "I have to pick up some MonkeyButt."
Emerson: "They sell monkeys' butts here??!?!!?" "What do they do with the rest of the monkey?"
Vivi: "Heehee...monkeybutt."
Matt: "It's powder."
Me: "What kind of powder?"
Matt: "Is this the Spanish Inquisition?" "I just need some, is that ok?!!!"
Me: "Fine, you don't have to be rude."
Vivi: "Monkeybutt..heehee..monkeybutt..haha...MONNKKKEEYYBBUUTTT!!!!!"
Well, it turns out that because Matt job consists of a lot of outside work in the summer, a lot of crouching down in basements in the winter and a lot of driving around in a truck all year round, he had developed (for the lack of a better term) SwampAss.
He had heard a cure for this on the radio (I have no idea what station he's listening to) and wanted to try some. Hence the trip to Farm and Fleet. I guess farmers and fleeters have the same problem.
But now we can't get Vivi to stop saying Monkeybutt.
6 comments:
Is that real?!
Which one, SwampAss or MonkeyButt. Sad to say, both are very real. (Although I never actually saw SwampAss.)
This takes me back about a year when I was talking with some friends and one mentioned MonkeyButt powder. The rest of us didn't believe her, so we looked it up, sure enough, it exists! I never Farmer's Feet carried it though!
LOL! Poor Matt.
I readily recall the "great" MonkeyButt discussion ChicagoLady refers to, LMAO. Is Fleet and Farm like an Agway store? I've been fortunate not to "require" any MonkeyButt.
Er right okay.
I don't think i want to know anymore about any comdition called SwampAss.
But thanks for sharing.
Ps Don't get it near the cake!!
xx
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