Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Review Part I

Now the moment that you all (or most of you) have been waiting for. Ladies and Gentleman, may I present to you The Artemis!


This masterful little gem is one of the items that I received from Eden Fantasys. When Matt and I were going through the website, I knew that this type of adult toy was a definite choice. We went through the many that they have on the site and picked this one solely on the look of it.

As hard as we stared at it, we couldn't quite figure it out from the picture and it that intrigued us all the more. It has all of these little spikes all over it. And it has one of those things like The Rabbit that will hit just the right spots.

I have to say that this particular product does not disappoint. The spikes are really soft and flexible and it has 2 different modes. One is to vibrate and the other one is called swing and it makes it oscillate like a washing machine. Plus it comes in your choice of three different colors; pink, green or blue.

Now, this is not the most discreet toy on the market, it does get pretty loud. The speeds are controled by two small dials located on the base. At it's highest speed this device can easily be heard through a closed door. So this toy should not be used if you don't have complete privacy.

The only real problem I found with the Artemis is that that box it came in says that it takes 4 AAA batteries. We went out and got them and when we returned we found out that it actually takes 4 AA batteries. Matt had to get dressed again and go out to get the right size.

Other than that small glitch, I can foresee many years enjoying the Artemis as long as we keep the right size batteries in the house.

You can get the Artemis as well as other adult toys and/or adult gifts at edenfantasys.com.

The review for the next item is going to be on Thursday of this week. I picked 3 things from the site that I can only describe as 3 levels of "kink". This one was the second level. The next review is for the first level of kink, The Sex Casino Game.
The Artemis gets 3.5 lips out of 5

16 comments:

Jenny and the Princess Peonies said...

Ooooh it's pink! I would never have enough privacy in my house to use it if it is that loud!

Funny in my mind said...

Oh my, I do know 'someone' who has something similar and she says it is nice but it doesn't have the spikey things, she says. The rabbit thing on it it kind violent, she tells me. She is quite happy with it. She is.

Tammy and Mike said...

haha!! i guess i picked a good night to get caught up on blogs!

Lacey said...

The spikes scared me... until of course you mentioned they were flexible. Do you think it's loud enough that neighbors standing right outside your bedroom window could hear? Because, of course, my neighbor's front porch is right outside our bedroom window, and now that my apartment complex cut down all of my precious bushes... (Yes, I know. I will get over the loss of my bushes someday. Just not today. Love me through it.) <3

Young Momma said...

Nice!! I don't think its something I would have chosen, but very cute! ;)

heathersister said...

OMG. It looks like a pink catus! Three and a half lips, I love it. You should always have a good supply of AA and AAA on had. Just sayin'.

Intense Guy said...

Oh I see a great business opportunity building those soundproofing walls like they have on the highway around houses!! THIS could be the shovel-ready economic stimulus booster of the year!

And add to that, ALL the happy peoples... at the battery making plant.

Rebecca Jo said...

it looks like a catcus

Grand Pooba said...

First off, the color is great. Secondly, those spikes look a little intimidating! I love that you posted this! And your little lip rating system? AWESOME!

I think the company needs to sponsor a giveaway on your site ;o)

Poetikat said...

It looks like a big pink caterpillar. Glad it worked for you.

Kat

Punkn said...

Nothing like a pink cactus to do the trick. Now for the next review...

Tori_z said...

Well, at least you got the right batteries eventually. :)

Nana said...

What the hell? I was thinking that is the weirdest cactus I have ever seen.

Jamie said...

It does look like a cactus!

Snarky A. said...

It totally does look like a cactus! Fabulous review!

ChicagoLady said...

I agree, it does look like a cactus. But a very FUN cactus!