Here are a few conversations that Matt and I have had over the past few weeks.
Matt: "Antonio Alfonseca had 6 fingers."
Me: "What happened to his other 4?"
Matt: "He had 12 total."
Me: "Are you trying to confuse me?"
(I know this isn't an original exchange, but when the opportunity to quote Steel Magnolias presents itself, you have to jump on it!)
While Matt and I were watching T.V.
Matt: "Well, I counted and they have used that word three times now on network T.V."
Me: "What word?"
Matt: "Douche." "It's like the FCC decided that it was acceptable and now everyone is using it."
Me: "Um...you do know that it's an actual product that they have been advertising for years."
Matt: "Oh yeah, I forgot that it wasn't just an insult."
One night after Matt came home from work
Me: "How was your day?"
Matt: "I dealt with the craziest woman today." "She just kept talking to herself and then she came down to the basement to talk to me" "She told me all about her affair with the King of Spain."
Matt: "Yes, and then she told me all about how she worked for a man who was very nice and had a lot of children." "The kids were so talented and they put shows on for their father all the time" "Unfortunately, after one of their performances, they had to sneak out and flee to Switzerland to escape the Nazis." "She was telling me the plot to the Sound of Music like it happened to her!" "It was so sad!"
Me: "Then she probably had an affair with Francisco Franco, he ran Spain but wasn't actually a king, more of a dictator."
Matt: "Somehow, you missed the point of my story."
And now for the surprise. I decided I needed a change, can you see anything different in this picture?
It's looks a lot brighter because of my yellow kitchen walls, it's much better in natural light.