Where do I begin?

I sort of left you guys with a burning question; What does she have against Brad and Angelina?

My friends and family have been telling me that I'm crazy for the last month, so now it's time to spread the craziness.

Let's get something straight first; I have nothing against saving the world one child at a time. They can adopt all the children in the world if they want. Hell, I have two here that they can have.

I have nothing against their acting careers. I think that Brad Pitt is a talented actor and she's ok. I did rewatch Girl Interupted a couple of weeks ago and I agree that she should have won the Oscar. But in the same breath, she ruined one of my favorite movies; Gone in 60 Seconds.

My problem is when they had those twins; Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline. Does anyone see why this would send me into a spiral of insane?

That's right, she stole my child's name. Same spelling and all!!! And if that's not bad enough, she had them on my birthday!

I ask you, Why does she want to be me?

Ok, I will stop waving my freak flag now.