Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Colder Than a Witch's You-Know-What In A Brass Bra!

We are under a Windchill advisory until noon on Friday. Tomorrow's high -2 actual temp and the wind chill is going to be -40 BELOW!!!!!!!

Great Googly-Moogly!!! That is frick'n COLD!!! But just in case you're not grasping the concept, here are a few phrases to help you along.

Colder than a Well digger's Ass

Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey

Colder than a Urologist hands

Cold as a banker's heart

Cold as a dead snake in a deep freeze

Cold as hell with the furnace off

Cold as an outhouse seat in January

Or as Matt would say, cold as Becky's glare.

So all of you in the warm climates, just think of me and perpetual coldness of my feet, nose and butt.

At this rate, I won't thaw out until August!


In much warmer news, Angi over at Making Memories as given me this adorable award!

This award is given to you in appreciation of your lovely and witty comments and for always knowing the right thing to say at the right time....

I'm suppose to pick 10 people to receive this award. But, as you can see from the description, there is no way I can pick 1o. Every single one of you has written very lovely and witty comments and you all know what to say at the right time.

So, if you follow this blog, the award is yours. If you don't follow this blog, why the hell not?!


LadyStyx said...

*sits in the corner whimpering and muttering about how all the damn northerns are teasing her with all the snow they're getting*

Jamie said...

I'll see you in August when we all get thawed out!

sandy said...


Anonymous said...

The south and east are much colder today than yesterday as well.... NOT nearly as cold as your area, but cold.... won't be above freezing today. I grew up in the Midwest so am feeling your pain... stay inside... stay warm!

The Blue Ridge Gal

Intense Guy said...

Whatever happened to that Global Warming thing?

heathersister said...

Ok, I will quit bitchin'. At least we will have a high of 9 today and tomorrow. Down to -2 tonight with wind chills -20 to -40. Brrrrrr.
SHIT, that's cold. I hate it.

Cammie said...

it is stupid cold here too. I hate it

R Susanna said...

What happened to that trip to fiji?

Tori_z said...

So, it's cold there then? ;)

It's kinda chilly here, but not as bad as that. It has been that cold a lot of the time lately though. I wouldn't mind so much if we were getting snow with it. OK, OK, we did get a few little sprinklings of snow. But I mean "proper" snow. The snow ball throwing, snow man making, can't see your feet because you're buried up to your knees kind of snow.

kimber p said...

hi there :) thanks for following my blog ..yours is so cool!! It's about 8-10* here too, I'm gonna click my heels together and wish for the Bahamas :)

Rebecca Jo said...

Its unbearably cold here too... & that picture just made me shiver looking at it... poor baby seal....

Grand Pooba said...

Oh it's refreshing to read about a place colder than here!

jtr4511 said...

It's really cold here in NW Wisconsin. I have -23 this morning and that's actual temp - the wind chill was down around -45 - that's as cold as all those quote you had! Our parent company is in Chicago and talking with them they said it was might chilly there this morning plus all the snow that came earlier in the week - ick!!
Global Warming - yep huh - sure -not!

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Minxy Mimi said...

I am sorry you are so cold... Great Oogly Moogly!!! HAHAHAHA Never would I think to quote the wise beast!
I hope you thaw out soon, at least keep your fingers warm and keep blogging!

ChicagoLady said...

Friday I heard on the radio that Aurora had a windchill of -51!!!!!!

Cold as Hell the day the Cubs win the World Series?

*hides in someone elses blog*