Thursday, August 27, 2009

A MeMe for Me-Me or You-You, Whichever You Prefer.

I got this from Kimber over at I Know, Right?! and I thought it was interesting. I have been running a little dry on the posts lately and I decided to give it a try.

1. Why are you here right now, at my site? Don't be cute, tell the truth.

Well, I came over initially to wish you a happy birthday but then I wasn't able to leave a comment, so I emailed you instead.

2. What is something you left undone today? Why did you leave it and what is the consequence?

Absolutely everything including getting dressed! I did, however, get a shower in, but then I just sat around and let myself air dry. No consequences as of yet.

3. If you saw a child about to lick a cut lemon, what would you do? Again, don't be cute.

My mouth would salivate to the point of drool, I would make a pucker face and turn away. Matt would put salt on it and then laugh at the faces the child makes, he's cruel like that.

4. Willie Nelson-Backwoods Redneck or God Among Men?

I don't think he is someone who is able to be pigeon-holed.

5. If I asked your Momma "what is the greatest thing you taught your child"? What would she say?

Pretty is as Pretty does. Always be compassionate and caring.

6.Recently you saw something fabulous. What was it?

Well, Matt left the door open today when he peed, that was pretty impressive. Other than that, I haven't been shopping because I have no job to buy clothes for.

7. Have you ever 'almost died', how?

You'd be surprised on what doesn't actually kill you.

8. Halloween or 4th of July? or or candy...I'll go candy. There's a better variety.

9. Everyone has something memorized. What do you have memorized? Your PIN is not an acceptable answer.

I told you guys this before but I can recite the entire opening monologue to the TV show The Odd Couple. I's a gift.

10. If you had to be homeless in a US city for a year, which city would you choose and why?

I'd be a surfer in Maui and I'm going to quote my favorite line from Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

"When life gives you lemons, say f*ck the lemons and bale!" (I think I'm going to get this on a T-shirt)

If you would like to do this, go right ahead. I'm not tagging anyone.


ChicagoLady said...

LMAO! Great answers! I might have to work on answering these this weekend. Then I might actually have a post for someone to read! *faints*

confessionsofacountrygirl said...

I haven't seen Forgetting Sarah Marshall yet but I do love that line! Great answers...Have an AWESOME weekend!

kimber p said...

omg you cracked me up!! I loved the answer to 6, that made me laugh out <---see?!?! I did it again!

Funny in my mind said...

Was the fact that he left the door open impressive? Or what you saw when he was peeing impressive? Now he's gonna be walking around all fluffed up like a peacock. Oh! peeCOCK- I kill myself!

Rebecca Jo said...

You are hilarious!!!!

I'd buy a t-shirt with that on it!!!

And I actually let out a cackle at the impressiveness of the peeing with the door open!

a corgi said...

good things to teach your children, especially being caring and compassionate; we need more people like that in our world these days

this was a cute meme; don't usually see questions like this one (laughed at the Willie Nelson one) on other memes going around

hey, have to tell you. I was watching CNN at the gym this morning and they were reporting on the current tropical storm off the Atlantic. Wherever the weatherman was (I think Connecticut area) he was by a marina doing the report. A boat was backing in; huge yacht thing. He said it was Johnny Depp's boat. Looked nice too! I don't think Johnny Depp was on it, just was being parked there for some reason. Thought of you.....

enjoy the day and weekend


Intense Guy said...

Excellent answers. So did Felix and Oscar live at "74th Street and Central Park West" or "1049 Park Avenue"? I've often wondered.

Says "Hi" to impressive Matt.

Tori_z said...

I might do this some time in the not too distant future.

Lacey said...

I'll take Halloween over the 4th of July ANY DAY... but I still want the beer! ;-)

Hit 40 said...

You picked wisely on you homeless city. A warm place is a great idea.

LadyStyx said...

OMG. You gave Chicagolady a reason to come out of hiding?