Text Message from Matt

I kid you not, this is true!!

Matt: Some old lady just got mad at me for something the company did to her & she hit me with her cane and chased me out of her house

Me: Did you hit her back?

Matt: I did accidentally yell “What the F*ck lady?!!” It was like when the penguin was hitting Jake and Elwood in her office!!

Me: LOL! I needed that laugh! Where did she hit you?

Matt: Once on the leg & then once on my right arm, that’s when I yelled.

Me: You let her hit you twice? What kind of man are you??!!

Matt: It came out of nowhere! She swung that thing like a Jedi Master! She was all over me like a Spider Monkey!

Me: Stop picking on old ladies!

Matt: She started it!