A Conversation tonight with Matt when he got home.
Matt: "Hi Bay, How was your day?" (I don't know why he calls me that, I think it used to be Babe, but he got lazy and this is what came out)
Matt: "What are you wearing?"
Me: "What... My pajamas."
Matt: "I was referring to your Twilight blanket, why are you wearing it as a cape?"
Me: "I was trying out different ways to wear it so I can wear it out of the house, what do you think?"
Matt: "You look like a deranged super hero."
Me: "So...no?" "What about as a skirt?"
Matt: "Don't make me call Tim Gunn again."